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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Over 60? Forget walking and swimming — this simple exercise builds strength and balance - Tom's Guide

Still no good

No go.

No, not a chance

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Then came..

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

'It's such a dream': Top high school performers step out on Broadway - NPR

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

New Non-Opioid Drug Offers Powerful Pain Relief Without the Dangerous Side Effects - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Manufacturing PMI® at 48.5%; May 2025 Manufacturing ISM® Report On Business® - PR Newswire

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

European leaders worry they’re too reliant on U.S. tech - TechCrunch

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Astrophotographer captures the heart of the Lagoon Nebula glowing below a cosmic Trifid (photo) - Space

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Random: Mario Kart World Player 'Breaks' The Game, Takes Flight Over Mario Circuit - Nintendo Life

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!